Jesus, this place...
Also, does someone want to tell me about what legal motion was passed in Hoenn that required important buildings to have their navigability massively hindered by fucking switchy-ass button doors?
Fucking seriously now...stop it. Maybe it's just a Wattson thing, since this was in his gym as well as their power plant, but that asshole in the Trick House also did that recently. I just want to walk from Point A to Point B without having to walk back to Point A to hit a switch, then realize that I can't get to Point B if I hit that switch, so I have to hit a switch at Point C to hit the Point F switch that will take me to Point D so I can--
FUCKING DOORS WITH KNOBS! USE DOORS WITH KNOBS!
Since this is a power plant, I can't evolve Tentacool just yet, but I know who could use a little more beef on his bones...
Fuck sparks.
Usually, I don't use these little guys at all, but since I know shit gets crazy with them later on (and because I really don't have a reliable Electric-type Pokemon yet), I figured I would risk it.
Magnemite, lvl 25
Gender: None
Nature: Careful
Ability: Sturdy
HP: 49
Attack: 29
Defense: 43
Special Attack: 54
Special Defense: 44
Speed: 33
And the little guy is holding a Metal Coat. Free Steelix or Scizor...
...if I can find a fucking person alive with a Gen-III Pokemon game and a working Gameboy Advance.
Shout out if you have that shit.
So, I do this generator thing for Wattson and what does he give me? The one thing that would really inspire me to use my new Magnemite: the Thunderbolt TM. KABOOM!
Beware, sluts! I'm bringing the thunder now! Ain't no more of this Pelipper sneak-attack bullshit! Now, we're for reals.
With New Mauville wrapped up, a nifty new Thunderstone in my pocket, and a new Pokemon friend, I embark upon what may prove to be another grueling, perilous sea journey from Mauville's eastern coast...to the beyond!
Oh, well fuck you, somebody just build a fucking bridge already. I can hit a motherfucker with a rock on the other shore if I threw it like a pussy, so someone call an architect.
Blaziken, lvl 36
Tentacool, lvl 32
Graveler, lvl 30
Machoke, lvl 29
Breloom, lvl 27
Aron, lvl 26
Pokedex: 44, Badges: 5