Too Much Fucking Water

Honestly, there's way too much water in Hoenn.  I mean, all I'm trying to do is beat all the trainers in the sea-routes that I missed on gull-boy's boat and I get treated to a fucking odyssey.  Look at this shit!

And this is just...

...the bottom-right corner...

...of the map.

There's apparently more water in Hoenn.

And everywhere...Tentacool.  Fuck you, Team Aqua.  Your shit is not gonna happen.  At least surfing is a lot faster in this generation.

But hey, Tentacool and Tentacruel are supposed to get a lot better in later games, so let's grab one, shall we? Besides, Tentacool come at such high levels around here, so the waiting time for it to evolve is minimal.

Tentacool, lvl 32

Gender: Male

Nature: Hardy

Ability: Clear Body

HP: 77

Attack: 34

Defense: 34

Special Attack: 42

Special Defense: 72

Speed: 55

Oh, and while fighting every fucking trainer in the region with a pair of swim trunks, little Machop grew up a bit.

Machop, lvl 29

Ability: Guts

HP: 90

Attack: 65

Defense: 51

Special Attack: 41

Special Defense: 36

Speed: 34

Now, I just need two things: a friend with Emerald and a GBA so I can trade-evolve my Graveler and Machoke, and the right fucking path to the next location with a gym.  I think it was off of Mauville City, so--

Wattson? What are you doing out of your gym?

A favor?

So, Mauvile City has an underground sector that's got this haywire generator that needs to be turned off? Sigh...side missions.  Alright fine--

Wait...is this place a power plant? Holy shit, Tom Cedar may have a future if Cythos turns around to bite him in the ass.

Again.

Hard.

er.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

Blaziken, lvl 36

Tentacool, lvl 32

Machoke, lvl 29

Graveler, lvl 28

Breloom, lvl 27

Aron, lvl 26

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