Speed: 15
Howl? Yeah, you're gonna want to increase that Attack as high as you can before--
Too late. Magnitude 10. Critical hit. Super effective. One-hit knock-out? You bet your ass! Who's up?
ROUND FOUR:
Kevin's Combusken, lvl 24 vs. Wattson's Magneton, lvl 22
You got Steel. I got feet. Let's go--
Oh, you're faster than me?! That's fucking odd. Okay...
Thunderwave. Oh, fuck you, buddy!
Combusken is fully paralyzed. Fucking great! COME ON, CHICKEN!!!!
Sonicboom takes away twenty Hit Points out of a total 66. I can only take four of those, so I better get something in on this guy.
Double Kick hits, but it only takes away 1/4 of the health from Magneton. Oh, the math isn't gonna add up well for this. I might want to try Ember.
Shock Wave takes away thirty more Hit Points. Only got 16/66 now. Come on, hit with Ember--
Fully paralyzed. You, Combusken...you...why?
Shock Wave knocks out Combusken. Okay...nothing is over yet.
ROUND FIVE:
Kevin's Vigoroth, lvl 20 vs. Wattson's Magneton, lvl 22
The magnet monster is faster than Vigoroth, too?!? Shit!
Sonicboom leaves Vigoroth with only 20 HP left, so this shit is not gonna end well for my anger-sloth.
Rock Smash take Magneton down to the deep red of the health bar. There's not much I can ask of her besides that, so I'm--
MOTHERFUCKING SUPER POTION! ARRGHH! FUCK SUPER POTIONS! FUCK 'EM! FUCK 'EM IN THE POTION ASSHOLE!
Rock Smash hits again, but this time, Magneton has over 75% of it's health left...
And Shock Wave takes out Vigoroth.
ROUND SIX:
Kevin's Geodude, lvl 20 vs. Wattson's Magneton, lvl 22
You know, I tried to play nice. I really did. But now...fuck you. Fuck you, fat man, and fuck your Super Potions.
Give me the Sonicboom. I don't care. Geodude still has 27 HP left, so you're fucked, bro.
Magnitude 7 hits and Magneton gets knocked into three dead Magnemites. YEAH! SUCK AN ASS!
ROUND SEVEN:
Kevin's Shroomish, lvl 20 vs. Wattson's Manectric, lvl 24
I'm gonna make you wish I never came into this gym, motherfucker.
That's right...howl. It won't save you.
Leech Seed hits. Step One of the "Shroomish-Suck-You-Dry Technique" is complete.
Quick Attack isn't too bad and Shroomish is down to 34/56 health. Get ready, because here comes Step Two!
Stun Spore connects! There's your Step Two, bitch! And after the seeds leech Manectric, I'm up to 43/56. And since you're now paralyzed, I'll take this opportunity to work on Step Three, which is Mega Drain, which brings Manectric to yellow and Shroomish pretty much back to full health.
Thunderwave. Okay, so now we're both paralyzed. Still got the advantage--
And then Manectric heals with a Sitrus Berrry. Fuckin'--IT'S LIKE A SUPER POTION BERRY!!!! Well, fuck you, because Leech Life is still in effect, and that shit is gonna bring your ass down.
Shroomish is fully paralyzed...and so is Manectric. This is riveting, but Leech Seed is the player to watch.
Shock Wave hits Shroomish, not very effective, and Shroomish is down to 35/56. I'll get that health back very quickly...
Mega Drain, combined with the leeched health, pulls Manectric back below half health and Shroomish a mere eight Hit Points away from full health. What did I tell you, Wattson? Don't fuck with me!
Quick Attack takes another 20 HP away from Shroomish, but despite being fully paralyzed his next turn, Leech Seed still does the damage to reduce Manectric to 25% health and Shroomish recovers some of the health he lost.
Another Quick Attack slams into Shroomish, only having 16/56 health now, but Mega Drain connects and after Leech Seed is factored in, Manectric is hanging on by a thread.
Go ahead...use the Super Potion. I fucking dare you! Use the potion and Geodude comes back out. I swear to Christ, I'll do it.
Shock Wave. A wise choice. Shroomish is in the red now...
However, Mega Drain knocks that motherfucker out! You see this, Wattson? This is the face of a man who has had enough shit from the Hoenn League!
Ba-bam! Dynamobadge and the Shock Wave TM! I'll take it!
Now, let's see what I can do with this badge...
I know! I can reunite the lovers in that Rusturf Tunnel--
And the guy gives me the Strength HM. Honestly, I'm getting a little sick of HM's now. I just want Surf and Fly. Can I get those soon, please?
Also, apparently, the guy at the Trick House has a new "puzzle" for me, so I'll take care of that...
A Timer Ball? I...okay. Well, there's only one way to go from here and that's north through the rocks...
WHILE POPPING A SWEET-ASS VICTORY WHEELIE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!
Combusken, lvl 24
Geodude, lvl 21
Shroomish, lvl 21
Mightyena, lvl 20
Aron, lvl 20
Vigoroth, lvl 20